What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?
Last Updated: 01.07.2025 01:00
Well son “ I think I might have got you some tickets”
Well the other day she came into my shop asking for the usual discount and mentioned that she had tickets for the wimbledon Tennis final but couldn’t go.
What do you mean son?
What timeless pieces do you believe every wardrobe should possess?
Oh I said, can my wife have them she would give her right arm to see a Wimbledon tennis final?
About 30 years back, I was speaking with my mother.
What on earth has brought this on, said my mother?
Would Taylor Swift want to be as rich as Trump? This why she vote for Kamala?
Well I slept with the president of the Lawn tennis Association year ago, I think he may have remembered!!
“Mum why is my sister such a bitch!”
Well she is so snotty, O.K. she may have married a bit of money, I don’t know but she feels she is above everybody else.
She said, “Oh no I can’t give you our tickets, if we can’t go, well we don’t go - it is just not done to give away final tickets.”
My mother said to me “ Why didn’t you speak to me about this before”
So I said to my sister “ You mean to say that that you leave two empty seats rather than give them to your brother” I replied in astonishment. - “Well yes thats how it works in our circle!” responded my sister.
True - how I loved my mum!
What! how could you do that?
Do you know what she said mum?
I dreamt my mother had died and I cried so much in my dream. What does it mean?
“Oh come off it mum what would be the point?”